August 2012
The Hunger Games: Because she came here with me.
Catching Fire: If it weren't for the baby.
Mockingjay: And you in 13, dead by morning.
one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people
Things I Say While Driving
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/
road rage at its finest
clragonite:
vanillish:
when boys stretch and you can see their boxers
A brief glimpse of the happy trail is the cherry on top
stilesish:
the problem with some people is that they’re breathing
dad: those people on that tumblr website are gonna kidnap you one day
me: dad they barely even leave their room
