If your pants were a .rar file, I would unzip them
a-tall-nerdy-boy: Inside the .rar is my .iso, can I mount it in your virtual drive?
I want a cute and long lasting relationship.
odairitis: I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous
things that say a lot about people: the way which they treat the waiter/waitress how they feel about the weather whether they dog ear pages or highlight in books fingernails and hands in general their preferred creative outlet how much they dread/enjoy talking on the phone whether or not they drink coffee if they ever forget to eat how honest they are with themselves (and others) if...
fine whatever i will just date myself
bundleofpink: Do you ever just want to punch an entire fandom in the face? Yep
It’s a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same,...– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via aneuromess)
amadorktumbling: my reaction…
littleyaoithings: what do you weigh hipsters in ……………. …………………. ………………. ……………………………. instagrams
Avengers Stripper Names
a-tall-nerdy-boy: utter-insanity101: Robert Down-on-me Jr. Scarlett Jo-hands-on Tom Hiddlesex Mark Fuckalo Chris Heavens Chris Ten-men’s-worth Jeremy Sinner And the best one of all. Agent Phil Coulson
People think I'm so innocent... If only they knew...
funk-me-anywhere: THE STORY OF MY LIFE. I really am a good girl tho. (:
Does God exist?
A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. They eventually touched on the subject of God.
Barber: I don't believe that God exists.
Customer: Why do you say that?
Barber: Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn’t exist. Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can’t imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things.
The customer thought for a moment, but didn’t respond because he didn’t want to start an argument. The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop. Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard. The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again.
Customer: You know what? Barbers don't exist.
Barber: How can you say that? I am here. I am a barber, and I just worked on you!
Customer: No! Barbers don’t exist because if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside.
Barber: Ah, but barbers DO exist! That’s what happens when people do not come to me.
Customer: Exactly! That’s the point! God, too, DOES exist! That’s what happens when people do not go to Him and don’t look to Him for help. That’s why there’s so much pain and suffering in the world.
Nothing annoys me more than when ignorant people...
screamhallelujah-darling: Don’t try to argue Obamacare with me if you haven’t read it yourself or researched it. You’re purely going off what you’ve heard others say, and the fact you’re already very strongly and loudly anti-Obama isn’t helping your cause. You’re an arrogant, stubborn bigot and you should learn your facts before trying to argue things of which you have no personal knowledge.
So I hear Obamacare passed.
harpalyce: thingsareswinging: And a whole load of Republicans are threatening to move to Canada in light of this? Should- should somebody tell them? No, no, no. Let’s let it be a surprise.