January 2012
me: how was the roman empire cut in half
friend: idk
me: with a pair of caesars
Hey Theodore Roosevelt, remember that time someone...
tungsten-edge:
dr-eames:
mollay:
Theodore Roosevelt, October 27, 1858 – January 6, 1919
“Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight.”
Holy shit we share a birthday
I am destined to be as badass as TR.
“I don’t always do things, but when I do, they are bad-ass.”-The most interesting president in history
This is what my teen years have turned out to be.
runicrenegade:
fruitsandcereals:
At home I have become Wade,
And at school, I have become Squidward.
Correct.
Yes!
ATS.: Santorum Suggests A Dad In Prison Is Better... →
liberalsarecool:
Republican Presidential hopeful Rick Santorum again waded into the same-sex marriage controversy on the campaign trail in New Hampshire, suggesting to students at a private school that an imprisoned father is better than a gay dad — just hours after being aggressively…
A guy in my psychology class said he thought...
Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.
Him: No.
Me: Why not?
Him: Because I don't find men attractive
Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive
Him: ....... I can't.
Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN'T????
Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.
melissamelanie:
Holy shit the notes.
Reblog if your able to find something wrong in...
philliptunalunatique:
demoniclittlelaurent:
suicidalsnaily:
thatawkwardlurker:
If you don’t reblog…
DEAR SWEET JEEBUS THAT FURBIE
NO
NO
NOT THAT GRAMMAR MISTAKE
PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT.
(( I FUCKING HATE THAT GRAMMAR MISTAKE. ))
FUUUUUUUUUU