jk rowling and the sims people should team up...
10knotes: the sims could live in hogwarts and interact with other students and go to classes and shit and instead of the skills being athletic, logic, gardening etc it could be potions, charms, transfiguration, etc why the fuck hasn’t this happened yet Also: You could decorate common rooms for your liking etc. Also you could choose between being a teacher or a student Follow this blog, you...
Sorry, but I don't play games.
celeny: parisheroinstars: This isn’t high school anymore. If you want something, just be straight up with me. I don’t do stupid mindfucks. I’m still in high school, but this applies. Why does everyone act so silly? Because we’re all just trying to win the game of life, and those who put their all into everything tend to lose.
Falling in love
Is not really what people say it is, because you can’t fall unless someone is there to push you. So I’ve been looking all around for someone to push me, and when I tell them I have feelings it never works out. Just recently I told someone that I had feelings for them, they told me that we can still be friends. I think prefer when people treat me like shit, so that I won’t have...
Product of my Environment: rjinswand: The year is... →
rjinswand: The year is 400 B.C. A group of musicians are about to begin… cashcrab: The year is 400 B.C. A group of musicians are about to begin playing on a stage, and there is a huge audience. Some of Europe’s greatest minds are there, including Plato, Aristotle, Socrates, etc. The music begins. The group of musicians is called My Chemical Romance and they are playing a song...
When I'm famous...
10knotes: Those guys that wouldn’t date me Those girls who picked on me My parents My best friend Me Submitted by nonniebyrd Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
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[Barbie stands holding a crying baby in her arms. She rocks it, and tries to console it. Big peppy smile on her face]
Ken: Barbie! [Hands on hips, flips hair]
[Barbie looks down at the baby, still smiling; she throws it to the side]
[Both turn to face each other in diagonal direction.]
Ken: It’s good to see you baby.
Barbie: I’ve missed you so much Ken.
Ken: I would have been here sooner, but it took a long time to find a safe spot to park my…
[Both turn towards audience and strike a pose]
Ken-Kar-with-retractable-roof-and-hone-a-horn-that-really-works! Batteries sold separately.
Barbie: I know you love your…
[Turn towards audience flip hair and pretend wind is blowing]
Ken-Kar, (Turns back) Ken.
Ken: I’ll say! Bes thing we ever did was trade in that old…
[Strike a pose for each word]
Barbie: (Trying to keep smile) So you keep telling me!! I liked my beach buggy. It had lots of
[Bends knees and shimmies while moves hand in rainbow pattern with spirit fingers]
Barbie-Girl-on-the-Road-accessories For children ages 3 and up.
Ken: Forget that stuff. My car has Ken accessories and more. But remember I’m always the driver and you’re always the passenger. It doesn’t look very cool the other way.
Barbie: (Rolls eyes and sighs) I understand ken. When we sit in the car together, I’m sure it’ll “almost” feel like we’re “moving”. I like it when you pretend to drive. It’s so “manly”.
Ken: I think so too, I mean I’m even wearing my Ken-He-Man outfit.
Barbie: Awww… Baby you’re finally overcoming that wimp factor. I’m so proud of you. Ken you’re so wonderful, we’re a match made in heaven!
Ken: A match made in China you mean?
Ken: Don’t you remember Peking? The assembly Line?
Barbie: Oh yeah… I forgot, I even have it marked on my face “made in China”
Ken: Me too it’s the only place to be from! Those Chinese workers created perfection.
Barbie: And all for fifteen cents an hour. (both stand pause and smile)
Ken: Gosh I’ve missed you. (smiles sweetly) There are pikes of dished and washing and ironing waiting for you to come home to.
Barbie: Couldn’t you wash a few dished or vacuum a rug… I mean, since I JUST had a baby and all.
Ken: Haha that’s funny. Woman’s work.
Barbie: (rolls eyes) Gosh how rude of me. You have true talent Babe.
Ken: Thanks… It’s cool to be out with the hottest chick ever. I hope your hips don’t start getting BIG now (Barbie turns hands on hip with attitude, Ken turns to stare at himself in mirror.) that the baby is here. I’d hate to end our relationship just when we have a real family.
Barbie: (calms self down) I wish you weren’t so superficial. I have something up here too.
Ken: I know. Golden blonde hair that turns every eye.
Barbie: You sexist pig! I’m much more than gorgeous blonde locks of hair.
Ken: I know. You have you tiny waist and enormous…. (looks down at Barbie raises eyebrow)
Barbie: (shocked and points toward her face) Eyes up here! Honestly, you’re infuriating!
Ken: Now where’s Midge? I want to see if our Baby inherited my good looks.
Barbie: I think there’s something I should discuss with you before we go any further… It’s about Midge. I don’t want you to get upset. Promise you won’t get mad?
Ken: Promise. Now tell me.
Barbie: (Very hesitantly) Well…. She’s…. different, that’s all.
Ken: Different? What do you mean different? What’s wrong with her?! Don’t tell me her teeth aren’t perfect and white. We’d have to give her up to one of those nasty charity organizations. Maybe Toys for Tots will take her.
Barbie: RELAX. Nothing’s… wrong with her. It’s just… well… Now don’t get mad.
Ken: OUT WITH IT!
Barbie: SHE’S MADE IN JAPAN!!
[ Ken’s eyes open wide shocked]
Ken: Are you freaking kidding me?! How can this happen?
Barbie: There’s nothing wrong with her… She’s just imported that’s all.
Ken: Imported? Wait a minute! It was him wasn’t it!? It was that… that… G.I Joe, wasn’t it?! WASN’T IT?!
Barbie: No ken it wasn’t. You’re just making that up.
Ken: Apparently that’s what I get for shopping all afternoon… for trying to be the handsome, flawless hunk you wanted. The fleet came in and you chose some Navy
Barbie: (interrupting) Army
Ken: You would know.
Barbie: It’s common knowledge.
Ken: Well I hope our child enjoys having a father that can’t color coordinate, doesn’t have a tan, and might (walks behind Barbie) SHOOT HER if she sneaks up behind him. “Dada BANG.”
Barbie: You’re getting ridiculous. That’s not true! She belongs to us…
Ken: (interrupting) Uh uh boo boo. To you! Not to us.
Barbie: Ken! How can you say that?! You are the father!
Ken: No doll of mine comes from Japan. I am not the father! Yuck! That’s worse than Taiwan.
Barbie: Oh just go have a time-out and change into you (strike model pose) Ken beach-wear. Warning: Chocking hazard. You’ll feel differently in the morning.
Ken: No I won’t! G.I Joe – oh this is sick. That’s it Barbie, I’m moving out, and you and that little Japanese mutant won’t get a monopoly dollar out of my “sear-sucker polyester Ken Pants” Barbie: Also comes in men’s sizes.
Ken: Japan? Who was ever made in Japan? Besides Godzilla maybe? I hope you bloat like a Tele-tubbie.
Barbie: Ken… Ken! Don’t leave me. You’re nothing without me. Who wants a Ken without a Barbie?! (starts to sob but stops and shrugs.) Eh, oh well, maybe I’ll call one of those “Bay Watch” Kens that are coming in January. These Malibu models are way too shallow.
me: i'm going to try and look nice today
body: shut up fatty
Oh, I'm sorry Tea Party/GOP. I didn't know that...
oktyabrina: Fuck you I was born here.
POTTER THEMED WEDDING!
10knotes: THESE ARE GORGEOUS LET ME DIE Dear Future Spouse, We’re doing this. You don’t have a choice. Much Love, Your Fiancee Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
RULE OF TUMBLR. WHEN YOU SEE THIS, YOU REBLOG IT.
Remember Aqua from the Cheetah Girls?
jackpotgirl91: wowfunniestposts: yourhaloisslipping: Reblog and click the picture. MY CHILDHOOD IS RUINED YET AGAIN OMG WHAT IS THE WORLD BECOMING OH MY WHAT DID I JUST WATCH Featured on Wow Funniest Posts well this is awkward. i ususally don’t reblog these things but oi..there’s your exception.
Don't always believe wat you see
I wish that I didn’t have emotions, or at least I wasn’t so gullible. You should always be skeptical of anything you see on facebook. I’ve been trying really hard to not like people, but I keep thinking about one person… God I should just let it go.
i found these whores pictures in my ex bfs email...
littleredgirl: this picture and like 8 others are in MY ex-BOYFRIENDS e-mail and it isnt ME! theres other worse pics too. ill probaly post them all later if enough people bash this slut her tumblr is http://barbieb1tch1.tumblr.com reblog pleaseee guys!! is this child porno?
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
Heart on my sleeve
This school year has just been bad in general, but today has been one of the worst in a long while. I just get really tired of people because honestly I haven’t met many people who have the same kind of temper that I have, and it’s just no one seems to act like me. I mean I keep being told to chill and relax, but I’m the kind of person who can’t relax until I get things...